A dirty mama’s bbq is one of the most enjoyable and satisfying parts of having an mama’s bbq. I have no doubt that if you have to be a bit sloppy in your home and make it as uncomfortable as possible, you will be.
At least the dirty mamas bbq has good clean fun, but the best part is that after you finish eating, you can always go to the bathroom. This is because dirty mamas bbq’s are usually just a bunch of hot girls with bad hygiene who are all the time trying to pass a test or something. The best part is that you can go to the bathroom right after your meal. Just like on a regular bbq.
It’s not just the best part, because the best part is that after you finish eating, you can always go to the bathroom and wash your hands. While miaow are a little gross, the dirtiest part of the bbq is the bathroom. It’s the sink, the toilet, the shower, the faucet. I could go on for hours about the dirty bathroom parts of miaow.
But it’s not just the bathrooms that are a mess in miaow. Its the toilet. Its the toilet seat (or at least the part that needs to be cleaned). Its the toilet paper, the toilet water. Its the toilet bowl and everything else that gets all mixed together into one big mess. But that’s nothing compared to the toilet seat and the toilet paper that gets everywhere.
Oh, and toilet seats are the worst. They can make a huge mess in your home, and it’s even worse if you have a baby. Toilet paper is also a mess, and it’s even worse if you have a baby. And then you have to clean it up.
I’ve always been a little weirded out by the toilet paper. When I was a kid, we had a toilet paper roll in the bathroom. We used it to roll a baby’s poop and used toilet paper as some kind of blanket. I’d use it to wipe my butt on the floor of the bathroom, or just wipe away the mess that spilled out of the bathtub.
So if you have a baby, you can’t use toilet paper to clean it up. It sounds to me like you’ll have to do it right away.
You can tell that the new mama in the video has a lot of experience cleaning up shit on the bathroom floor. She even puts on her shoes and her jacket to clean up her mess. It is, however, a tad disturbing that she can’t remember anything about the birth of her child.
There was a recent episode of Family Feud where a woman was caught with an unplanned pregnancy. She was actually a few weeks early, but her husband took his wife to the doctor and had her admitted so she could have an ultrasound. When the doctor asked her about the baby, she said she wasn’t sure, and he left. Next morning she went to the doctor and said, “I’m not sure if it’s mine or not”, and she was told it was definitely hers.
It doesn’t have to be a woman, but there is a reason why women (at least my generation) have an innate capacity to be clueless about things they are not even aware of. Also, there is a reason why people often go to the doctor so they can find out if they have a baby, not to find out if they are having a baby.
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